So I work at this place and there are lots of children there.... obviously. Some of them aren't so bad. Some of them, well lets just say, are special. ;) I was called over to a table by one of the teachers because she needed something printed for one of her students. As I was standing, leaning on the table, not bent over, just a lean, this little boy leans back in his chair... checks out my ass and goes (very loud) "oOo baby babay!". This phrase was uttered from a 5 year old. I've been hit on plenty of times before and I would have to say this was the most uncomfortable moment I have experianced. All of the students and teachers just stared at me and I turned bright red, as I always do when embarassed, and wiped my brow in a very nervous manner.
Then later in the hour, this same little prost-i-tot, casually bumped into an older girls rather large hooters. Soon after the boob bumping he was blowing kisses to another little place child.
Apparently the day before, when I wasn't working, he spanked a girl who was leaning over a table. Who is teaching this 5 year old prost-i-tot his moves? Does he have any brothers?... NO!!! Sisters?... Nope. I am assuming he watches way too much tv and especially too many music videos. I love being hit on by 5 year olds!!! Move over Micheal Jackson!!!! I got my OWN Jesus juice!!
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Damn that MTV! It could have been worse though, there could have been fondeling.
Fucking disgusting ass kids! Bunch of pervert mother fuckers!
wow they learn alot earlier than I did!! PS I might remove the actual location of your employer, just good blog ettiquette to not reveal too much!
Pimp McDaddy's in town!! Hahahaha!
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